bunieboo:

Y’all don’t understand how fucking funny this is

urban-cryptid:

kramergate:

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

JOHN CLIMTON

felweed:

brutalmortalbody:

7th grade phone used to obsessively msg my secret forbidden 16 y/o online girlfriend living in canada encased in resin

heirloom 

streakoflavender:

diocletianscabbagefarm:

Favorite Roman pasttime

nultemp:

the massive power of trains yet confinement to a single path makes them comparable to angels

krinkshame:

bitches got $70 of tap water in the fridge and be like can’t help being a gemini! 

pretentiouslimericks:

meatswitch:

just-shower-thoughts:

Child gates are the equivalent of blocked off areas in video games due to your character’s level.

what’s it mean that my nephew just fucking bowls them over with his massive baby body

Speedrun strats

tumblunni:

mayor-deer:

This is so pure I love this grandma <3

I’m so happy for her!!!

slumbermancer:

proboscismonkey:

She is terrified of watermarks

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

chlo-egg:

ultrakillblast:

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

gandalf got jukes

apple-a-la-mode:

partlysmith:

mmmskulljuice:

i would be very scared but very honored

baptism by ape